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[Saturday, April 17, 2010 at: 6:37 am] |
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Can't say I've ever navigated a sea as confusing as this one, but I've found myself back at port and alarmingly more sober than is regular. Therefore, to all fair and alluring wenches of this town, let's have us an exchange, my company and tales of daring escapades for a few drinks from you, and maybe we'll also have us a night of it while we're at it. We all stand to gain from that plan, aye?
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[Monday, March 15, 2010 at: 1:34 am] |
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What's a dive shop? Is this some fancy new word for a brothel I've never heard of?
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[Sunday, February 28, 2010 at: 2:40 am] |
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Over a week's passed and not a sign of that little bugger! This means I've got a place all to myself and without a single monkey in sight.
I've got more than one reason to celebrate this relocation, as it were... as a matter of fact, said idea doesn't sound half bad. If you're in a partying mind tonight, head on over to the Itory District, Yunkou House 20! Half-and-or-not-at-all-dressed women especially welcome! Bring drinks! The rum's gone here.
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[Wednesday, February 3, 2010 at: 5:56 am] |
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Expedition's underway!
We've had ourselves a smooth course so far, and with any sort of luck it'll remain that way or thereabouts. Can't say we've had much luck at ditching the monkey, but for that to happen we'd still have to SEE said hellion first... and I for one can do without such a encounter. There's better sights to be seen at this port.
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[Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at: 6:52 am] |
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Here's to upcoming ventures! We've got us some work ahead to finish preparing but then we set off!
A bit of a warning to any of you in the crewCLASS who're daring and venturesome enough to be aboard on said voyage: the cold weather means TOES AND FINGERS WILL FALL OFF in the event that you're not thinking enough to keep said extremities protected from the bitter and frigid winds, savvy? Other than that, standard rules apply as would on any vessel of the like. Standard monkey rules apply just the same as ever. Little bugger's been laying low ever since I started on the hunt for him...
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[Wednesday, January 20, 2010 at: 5:47 am] |
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Aside from having to run about attempting to capture a certain unwanted pest, I'd say we're having us a better semester than the last! The most important measure of that being that I've remembered to start classes on time. There or thereabouts. We'll be having us a field trip soon enough, and all members brave and fearless enough to come along will have them an instant passing mark.
One more mention to make before I return to the bar office.
EXTRA CREDIT, TO WHOEVER CATCHES AND DISPOSES OF THE MONKEY.
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[Wednesday, January 13, 2010 at: 2:52 am] |
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I don't know who's been in around my room, but I can't say I'm much fond of it. Unless it were a sultry and seductive temptress, in said event I'd retract my---
MONKEY.
MONKEY.
MONKEEEEYYYYYYYY!
[ooc; quadmates or anyone who happens to be walking near Jack's quad will hear a bit of shooting :D THERE'S NOTHING WRONG HERE, HONEST.]
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[Monday, December 7, 2009 at: 4:32 am] |
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Imagine bloody well ending up back here after all that! What sort of luck's that, anyway?
Been something of a while, hasn't it, loves, lasses and letches? You might say I took something of a wrong turn, got us set far off course from where I'd intended. Anyone who'd been aboard with me, have yourselves an "A" for a few assignments. Those who had the misfortune of missing out, bring me the finest bottle of rum you can procure, consider your grade negotiable based on the quality of said rum.
Not in my classes? Bring me rum anyway! Who's to say I can't parlay with my fellow instructional authorities and have your grade renegotiated?
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[Saturday, October 10, 2009 at: 6:04 am] |
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Wouldn't mind there being a party the likes of last week's more often! Speaking of parties, I can't say I'd mind seeing anyone of the female persuasion wandering around in this on that holiday on the not so far off horizon. Take it as a suggestion, as it were, women of this establishment. You can always skip putting on the unnecessary parts... which would leave you the eye patch alone.
CREWCLASS! Why're we not off seeking something in the meantime? I've got something in mind I've been meaning to set off and have a look for---- all for the sake of what's befitting your cartographical educations.
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[Saturday, September 19, 2009 at: 4:49 am] |
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First woman to find and board my ship will be handsomely rewarded with a handsome sort of booty ... as it were.
Drinks are on me for this and this time only!
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[Tuesday, September 15, 2009 at: 6:01 am] |
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Have classes commenced? And I've not noticed!? Bugger! There's got to be some kind of warning shots fired or commotion along those lines as a reminder of sorts.
Now that's all said and out of the way, anyone taking courses under the teachings of one CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow should make way to the pub nearest the docks for what'll be the first of many such pursuits of learning! Ignore the classroom mentioned on your formal schedules, savvy? Can't say I even know where it's supposed to be.
We'll have us a drink and discuss maps! And the sea, and far off destinations, the more exotic and obliging the natives, the better! Even treasure if we get that side of ambitious.
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[Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at: 1:50 am] |
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What buggered up inquisition or inhuman beasties are running about this time?
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[Saturday, July 25, 2009 at: 4:52 am] |
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TENTACLES AREN'T MEANT FOR THAT!!!!
Always knew this contraption was bloody well cursed.
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[Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at: 5:27 am] |
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There's not enough rum in the world...
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[Sunday, July 5, 2009 at: 6:29 am] |
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Been out and about on my ship so much as of late that I've only just realized that I've got an entire place for myself, to... myself. That's right ladies, lasses, and less-than-savory wenches of the populace! Now we can enjoy ourselves in the comfort of my quarters without interruption.
I'll be taking advantage of this in the very near future!
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[Monday, May 25, 2009 at: 7:55 am] |
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HOW TO BE RID OF AN UNDEAD MONKEY, A GUIDE BY ONE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.
1. Place said monkey in a cargo box which is then placed inside yet another cargo box.
2. Stash said box in a box on a ship BOUND FOR A REMOTE AND EXOTIC LOCALE.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
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[Thursday, May 7, 2009 at: 6:15 am] |
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Aye, now we're on to something! How's about an impromptu meeting as it were so we can decipher this bloody thing, class? First ones to the pub don't have to buy drinks!
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[Saturday, April 25, 2009 at: 5:58 am] |
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Bugger! What sea god and/or goddess have I seemingly managed to incur the wrath of this time?
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[Thursday, April 9, 2009 at: 9:49 pm] |
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Well I'll be buggered, this never happens! So why's the rum not gone?! I'll have to see to remedying this situation as soon as probable. Sooner rather than not. Can't have it going to waste now.
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[Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at: 4:42 am] |
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My compass has yet to steer me wrong.
That was a trip worth making and then some. I'd say eventful about sums it up. I ALMOST unpurposefully misplaced my monkey!
Speaking of, anyone want themselves an ill-behaved, undead a mischeviously spirited pet? He's all yours for a few bottles of drink!
[strike hackable]
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