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[Saturday, October 10, 2009 at: 6:04 am] |
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Wouldn't mind there being a party the likes of last week's more often! Speaking of parties, I can't say I'd mind seeing anyone of the female persuasion wandering around in this on that holiday on the not so far off horizon. Take it as a suggestion, as it were, women of this establishment. You can always skip putting on the unnecessary parts... which would leave you the eye patch alone.
CREWCLASS! Why're we not off seeking something in the meantime? I've got something in mind I've been meaning to set off and have a look for---- all for the sake of what's befitting your cartographical educations.
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[Saturday, September 19, 2009 at: 4:49 am] |
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First woman to find and board my ship will be handsomely rewarded with a handsome sort of booty ... as it were.
Drinks are on me for this and this time only!
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[Tuesday, September 15, 2009 at: 6:01 am] |
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Have classes commenced? And I've not noticed!? Bugger! There's got to be some kind of warning shots fired or commotion along those lines as a reminder of sorts.
Now that's all said and out of the way, anyone taking courses under the teachings of one CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow should make way to the pub nearest the docks for what'll be the first of many such pursuits of learning! Ignore the classroom mentioned on your formal schedules, savvy? Can't say I even know where it's supposed to be.
We'll have us a drink and discuss maps! And the sea, and far off destinations, the more exotic and obliging the natives, the better! Even treasure if we get that side of ambitious.
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[Tuesday, July 28, 2009 at: 1:50 am] |
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What buggered up inquisition or inhuman beasties are running about this time?
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[Saturday, July 25, 2009 at: 4:52 am] |
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TENTACLES AREN'T MEANT FOR THAT!!!!
Always knew this contraption was bloody well cursed.
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[Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at: 5:27 am] |
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There's not enough rum in the world...
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[Sunday, July 5, 2009 at: 6:29 am] |
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Been out and about on my ship so much as of late that I've only just realized that I've got an entire place for myself, to... myself. That's right ladies, lasses, and less-than-savory wenches of the populace! Now we can enjoy ourselves in the comfort of my quarters without interruption.
I'll be taking advantage of this in the very near future!
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[Monday, May 25, 2009 at: 7:55 am] |
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HOW TO BE RID OF AN UNDEAD MONKEY, A GUIDE BY ONE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW.
1. Place said monkey in a cargo box which is then placed inside yet another cargo box.
2. Stash said box in a box on a ship BOUND FOR A REMOTE AND EXOTIC LOCALE.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
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[Thursday, May 7, 2009 at: 6:15 am] |
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Aye, now we're on to something! How's about an impromptu meeting as it were so we can decipher this bloody thing, class? First ones to the pub don't have to buy drinks!
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[Saturday, April 25, 2009 at: 5:58 am] |
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Bugger! What sea god and/or goddess have I seemingly managed to incur the wrath of this time?
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[Thursday, April 9, 2009 at: 9:49 pm] |
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Well I'll be buggered, this never happens! So why's the rum not gone?! I'll have to see to remedying this situation as soon as probable. Sooner rather than not. Can't have it going to waste now.
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[Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at: 4:42 am] |
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My compass has yet to steer me wrong.
That was a trip worth making and then some. I'd say eventful about sums it up. I ALMOST unpurposefully misplaced my monkey!
Speaking of, anyone want themselves an ill-behaved, undead a mischeviously spirited pet? He's all yours for a few bottles of drink!
[strike hackable]
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[Monday, March 16, 2009 at: 12:38 am] |
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Mission accomplished as it were... and that'd be why piracy pays off. HERE'S TO DRINKS, MORE DRINKS AND THE FREEDOM OF THE OPEN SEA! With especial emphasis being on the freedom of the open sea. Sorry, loves, she's the only one I've got my eye on tonight!
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[Friday, March 6, 2009 at: 1:31 am] |
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Finally, something to look forward to! IN THE FORM OF RUM.
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[Wednesday, February 25, 2009 at: 10:34 pm] |
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BUGGERBUGGERBUGGER MY COMPASS ISN'T WORKING!
THEY'VE BLOCKED THE PORT AND MY BLOODY COMPASS ISN'T WORKING!!!!
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[Sunday, February 22, 2009 at: 7:39 pm] |
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Can't say I've ever been fond as such of being captive. That's why I'm going to great lengths to evade such a fate. I've got myself a ship. YOU HEAR THAT, I'VE GOT MYSELF A BLOODY SHIP. If and when the time comes, I'll set sail for less turbulent waters.
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[Sunday, February 15, 2009 at: 1:36 am] |
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THAT has been a night well worth it!
For the benefit of the women on the whole and grand scheme of things... I've relocated along with everyone else! To Gentian West. Gennnnntiannnnnn West! Good name, that. This Hotaru, I wonder what he's like. Good name for a strapping and sturdy lad. Or is it a name for a fair bonny lass who'll be more than willing to keep a certain captain company on these long wintry nights?
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[Thursday, February 12, 2009 at: 11:16 pm] |
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Come one, come all, loves, to the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow for the fulfillment of all your amorous holiday desires.
If you've never done as such, you don't know what you're missing!
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[Friday, February 6, 2009 at: 6:26 am] |
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THESE BLOODY WELL AREN'T MY PANTS!!!!!
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[Thursday, January 29, 2009 at: 1:53 am] |
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Never been on a boat, never been on a... SOME OF THESE NEW STUDENTS HAVE NEVER BEEN ON SO MUCH AS A BLOODY DINGHY! It's no small wonder we were able to leave port!
Can't say that last expedition was overly fruitless as it were, but it might well have gone off with less of a hassle. We'll have us a long way to go before the treas... er... midterm... expedition and test of your map using skills.
I'll make piratessailors of you all yet, crewclass!
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