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[Thursday, November 27, 2008 at: 7:47 am] |
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How'd I go and acquire all these blasted birds???
No matter if I can't be buggered to remember- IT'S TURKEY TO BE HAD WHILE THE HAVING IS GOOD!
Now if I could just manage to hit one of these fowl miscreants. That's the last time I plunder them live!
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[Thursday, November 20, 2008 at: 7:15 am] |
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What did I say of the likes of this ship? Better in all aspects and regards.
Now we've gotten used to our way around her, let's have us another quest. It'll count for some sort of per...cen..tahge of those grading whatsits they always make me do at the end of these terms. Makes it especially of importance, aye? Never paid much attention before to keeping up with those as it were. It's not as if I'd have need of failing you anyway.
UNLESS you're a monkey. MONKEYS ALWAYS FAIL! SPEAKING OF, WHAT'S THAT BUGGER DOING WITH-
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[Thursday, November 13, 2008 at: 5:32 am] |
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We're acquiring ourselves a new ship, crewCLASS! For the simple reason of fact that your generous and forward-thinking Captain here has decided upon one that'll be... better and bigger! Faster, too! Aye, she's an improvement in all respects upon the last one. She's no Pearl, but this one'll have what it takes in the meanwhile to fit our purposes.
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[Sunday, November 2, 2008 at: 6:46 am] |
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That's my idea of a party! Whatever your names are- and I assure you I know them well but for the sake of... the sake of... ah! For the sake of anonnnnnnnnyminty, I'll not use them on here- whatever your names are, I enjoyed you both equally as much as the other and more than most of my past encounters. Don't be strangers, loves, as Captain Jack Sparrow has more of the same and then some to offer!
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[Monday, October 27, 2008 at: 8:09 am] |
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I wouldn't mind seeing a woman dressed in this little number the day of the festival. Then there's the possibility of this, nor would I object as such to the idea of that.
Giving that a bit of thought, I'll just go with drinks and sundry awards to the one with the costume that appeals the most to my sensibilities overall, savvy?
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[Monday, October 20, 2008 at: 6:24 am] |
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I've got myself just the right sort of thing for the upcoming celebratory event. Here's to it involving even more of its share of barely clad women and drink than even the last one!
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[Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at: 5:20 am] |
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Commence the singing of drinking songs! That wasn't nearly at all as bad as one would have-
MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First student to retrieve my hat from said monkey gets themself extra credit!
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[Wednesday, October 8, 2008 at: 6:55 am] |
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That's exceedingly inconvenient!
We'll be here a few days give or take, until we can find ourselves a solution. Can't imagine there's a magician among us who could... magish our boat into working order, is there? Perhaps a thing or two extra while they're at it. At this time, I'll have you all know it's bloody well not the effects of a curse!
Any crewclass still on and about the mainland, take yourselves the rest of the week off. Your assignment is to learn yourselves a sea shanty or three for the purposes of hailing our return when we're in a state of... returnment!
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[Wednesday, October 1, 2008 at: 7:00 am] |
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NOW we're all sent and ready to attempt the aforementioned voyage, crewclass. At a steady course and with weather on our side, we'll be there in no time at all!
Aye and one more reminder, on the off chance there's been a spot of misinformation:
It's bloody well not a cursed island we're going to!
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[Saturday, September 27, 2008 at: 11:37 pm] |
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I've got an expedition to plan in the not so far from distant future. Extra bonus credit to anyone who wants to join themselves in... I'll be at my usual spot in the bar!
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[Friday, September 19, 2008 at: 2:53 am] |
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I've got a cheeeeeest! I've got myself a bloody cheeeeeeeest! And it's not yooouuuurs!
Here's to us having ourselves a few rounds of celebration after we disembark, crewclass! DRINKS FOR ALL! Soon as the bars close up, the party relocates itself to my quad!
(ooc: BTW HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, MATEYS!)
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[Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at: 5:58 am] |
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Do I hear tell of another party to be held in the impending future?
It had best be well stocked with the usual assortment of drinks, women and ...drinks!
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[Sunday, August 31, 2008 at: 1:18 am] |
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Almost forgot in all the post-haste of my latest exploits and misadventures... there'd be another of those rounds of classes coming around. This'd mean I've got myself new crewCLASS...persons... STUDENTS! aye, that'd be it… students joining in what promises to be a rewarding sort of venture this time around.
Anyone signed up for Geography under the professorship of CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow should report to that bar out by the docks on day one of classes for... class! Have to be sure we're all on the same page before we head off and see to your seaworthiness. Only the bravest of the brave need apply, savvy? Now, where'd that blasted..
MONKEY! ...HAT!!!!.... HAVE TO BE OFF TO SALVAGE MY HAT. JINX, LOVE, I MAY HAVE IT CORNERED, COME ALONG HERE AND NOW AND GET YOURSELF YOUR OWN FREAKISH BEASTIE!
BAR ON MONDAY, CLASS!
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[Friday, August 29, 2008 at: 4:57 am] |
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MY SHIP!!!!!!!! I NEARLY HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW CAN I HAVE COME OUT OF ALL THAT WITH NOTHING GAINED BUT THE BLOODY UNDEAD MONKEY I NEVER WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE!?!?
SDFUIDHALSDJKIA;IFGLRUEIRI99PU3843OD][WQD][D\]FF\]W\]EW]DSUhfIWFEWWERsufiehw73 <---- THE MONKEY'S DOING! SEE WHAT I'VE GOT ON HAND?
Jack, meet the rest of campus, campus become herewith acquainted with Jack, who'd be a monkey and not at all the same as myself. ...I'm a Captain!... They use uninventive naming procedures under the command of the captain what named the foul minion. By the by, should anyone be so unfortunate as to have a run in with said so-called captain, by all means, inform yours truly. Goes by the name of Barbossa. Needs to take his spawn of hell back into his possession. ASJKDHUSDKLDSFERIGKJNDFGM, AND THE SOONER THE BETTER!
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[Thursday, August 21, 2008 at: 12:23 am] |
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Heard an odd rumor or so on my last stop off for rum... and now more word's come in. That's interesting! I'd even go so far as to say promising. Have to set a course and have off immediately. There's no time to waste! If it's really and truly the Pearl...
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[Thursday, August 14, 2008 at: 12:18 am] |
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Looks as if there's fire back toward the mainland. So much for using that as a stowing area! Have to find myself another spot for this stash. A better one. A more hidden sort of one. One with less burning. Can't have my rum going to waste.
CrewClass! Look alive, we've got seeking out to see to in the none too distant future.
We'll have us a party when we reach the next port.
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[Thursday, August 7, 2008 at: 4:25 am] |
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To think of the likes of what can be accomplished given the right sort of trinkets and paints. Drinks too! Can't forget those. It's handiwork unlike anything ever seen before.
We've got us another expedition upcoming crewclass! be ready to make yourselves useful. There'll be some new members joining in, and someone's got to show them the ropes. Lister, Rimmer, it's bound to be a celebration you'll not ever forget! And if you do forget, it just means you've had yourselves an even better time of it than that!
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[Sunday, July 20, 2008 at: 3:17 am] |
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That's interesting...
No idea what's happened to this bloody place, but I don't like the looks of it in the least. And I'm only asking this once and once alone: WHERE'S ALL THE BLOODY RUM GONE!?!?!?!?! I'm in far too sober a condition to have drunk it, which in itself is a disturbing fact of matter. Crew! Class! Blast it, you lot who meet for the things we meet for- we've got some ground to cover in the none too distant future.
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[Saturday, July 19, 2008 at: 2:45 am] |
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You're in for a surprise, "Kaitou Jeanne", if you so much as think you'll be getting your hands on MY painting. Thievery's highly against the law! Thus I'll be taking that into my own hands so as to spare any enforcers of said law the trouble. Believe me when I say I look forward to crossing swords against you! Perhaps even exchanging shots! I'm living by the right sort of code these days as you'll soon enough find out.
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[Friday, July 11, 2008 at: 1:29 am] |
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NEW CLASSROOM RULES!
Those who so much as speak out of turn in class, drink, curse, loot, or otherwise put themselves out of line by disruptions and sundry other transgressions are to be put in the stocks.
Step out of line three times, and said culprit GETS EATEN BY CANNIBALS.
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